Apocalyptic Queen

“We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x]

tagged → #shrek #byeth


the only time I get up is when my laptop is about to die or if I smell food

Track Title: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves



Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

tagged → #audio

Please don’t take my sunshine away.

tagged → #fma


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"I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."
— Dita Von Teese (via wanduring)